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Posted on by Gavin


My roommate has permission to let you in today for installation of a digital set-top box. You may add this feature to my existing account. I would advise you to be on the lookout for gerbils behind the TV set, we had an accident yesterday and 15 of them got loose and are scattered throughout the house. To combat this, we are borrowing our neighbor's python. He is a little bit fat (especially after last night), but harmless and will leave you alone unless you smell like cats.

Cordially,

Gavin Koehler

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One Response to Dear Time Warner,

  1. Andrew says:


    Classic!


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