...And I do mean last-minute! Standing in line for the stevenote as we speak. Here goes:

1. New iPhone ("iPhone HD"?) with front-facing camera, A4 processor, new form factor, 4x pixel density, still $200
2. iPhone os 4 release date announced
3. Demo of iPad running OS 4
4. Sales numbers
5. iChat, PhotoBooth for new iPhone
6. Jabs at google's ads and phones

Update! Here's how I did:

1. "iPhone HD"? Nope, "iPhone 4". Definitely better. The rest is right, though.
2. Got it.
3. Nope, might be a few months before we see this.
4. Aplenty!
5. Nope, but FaceTime looks better. Developers will make PhotoBooth and iChat themselves.
6. Tons. Larry Page was called out by name.